Title: none in the forest so bright as these

Genre: erotica

Length: 5k

Summary: Wei Wuxian puts a hand to his head, brain lost in fog. “Lan Zhan,” he pants. “Why are we here? Are we on a hunt?”

As Lan Zhan tries to remember, his brow furrows. He shakes his head slightly. “I don’t know.”

“This is bad,” Wei Wuxian says. When Lan Zhan cups his cheek again, sparks burst behind Wei Wuxian’s eyes. “Or maybe it’s not,” he says unthinkingly. Sighs, almost. Lan Zhan looks at his own arm like it's betrayed him. Wei Wuxian closes his eyes and presses his face into Lan Zhan’s palm. “Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan,” he murmurs. “What’s happening to us?”

title: out in the garden, there's things you hid away

Genre: possession, angst, character study, romance

Length: 120k

Summary: There is a man with empty eye sockets and tears of fire in Wei Wuxian’s dreams. Tendrils of smoke curl around him in sleep, pressing at his most vulnerable spots, seeking entrance, slipping between his ribs.

When he ignores Lan Zhan's offers of help, he declines rapidly. He will die. Or, he should. Anyone else would.

Instead, he flees. And transforms.

Title: crawling through your door

Genre: character study, romance

Length: 12k

Summary: Lan Wangji kisses him. When he pulls away, he speaks into the silence between them, because when he is with Wei Ying, he so rarely considers. “Why don’t you touch me anymore?”

Title: Lan Zhan Works for the Historical Society

Genre: rule 63, erotica

Length: 7k

Summary: Pretty Lan Zhan. Beautiful Lan Zhan. Ice queen Lan Zhan. So intimidating and femme and coldly polite in public, yet meaner than a man in the bedroom. Wei Ying has slept with men before and none of them were mean-nice to her like Lan Zhan.

Title: Boy Trouble, We've Got Double

Genre: post-canon, case fic, betrothed to someone else

Length: 60k

Summary: Lan Zhan stands there in his immaculate, cloud-patterned Lan robes, watching him calmly, one fist tucked up against his back. “I am betrothed.”

Wei Wuxian blinks. “Are you…” He tries to laugh. Again, it sounds inhuman. “Is this about last night? Are you mad at me? I only remember some of it, Lan Zhan. I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable. I’m sure whatever I did I was just—” He gestures uselessly. He remembers being warm in Lan Zhan’s lap. He remembers fitting snugly in Lan Zhan’s lap. Wrapping his arms around Lan Zhan’s neck. Nosing at his jaw. “…playing around.”

“This has nothing to do with you, Wei Wuxian.”

Title: map of your head

Genre: relationship study, character study, erotica

Length: 6k

Summary: After their time in the incense burner, after the desires Lan Wangji held closest to his chest met the tinkling light of Wei Ying’s laughter, their relationship, and Lan Wangji’s understanding of it, tilted once more.

Title: mall goth au

Genre: rule 63, erotica

Length: 32k

Summary: She introduced herself in the food court, breathless after sprinting across it in Lan Zhan’s direction and vaulting over a table only to crash into the seat across from her, ask, “Can I have a sip?”, spring forward with both elbows on the table to wrap her burgundy lips around Lan Zhan’s smoothie straw, wrinkle her nose, and say, “What is that, kale? Not really my thing, as like, a mall goth. Oh!” A pleased, chaotic exhale. “My name’s Wei Ying.”

Lan Zhan said, after taking a moment to fully process the last forty-five seconds, “What?”

Title: a moment on the lips

Genre: canon-divergence, character study

Length: 55k

Summary: Lan Wangji gazes into the Blood Pool, the hem of his robes just brushing the strings of healing talismans hanging in front of it, when he says in a monotone, “Your acts of aggression against the Lanling Jin will be excised in exchange for—” Lan Wangji closes his eyes, tilting his head infinitesimally, apologetically, as he continues, “—a monthly tribute paid by the Yiling Laozu, consisting of whatever talismans, spells, or otherwise he is formulating. Upon receipt of this tribute, it will be delivered to Carp Tower, where—” another aggrieved pause, “—the contents will be assessed and it will be determined by a group of high-level Lanling Jin cultivators, selected by the Chief Cultivator himself, if the payment is…” Lan Wangji exhales. “Sufficient.”

Title: let me see you mean

Genre: character study, relationship study, erotica

Length: 36k

Summary: “Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying says deliberately. “I don’t like men.”

Lan Wangji is too taken aback to say anything other than, “I know.” Even in his altered state, the bald admission tastes bitter on his tongue.

“Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying repeats with a little more force. “I don’t want you to rape me.”

~

On a night hunt, Lan Wangji encounters a nasty sex curse. He and Wei Wuxian figure it out.

Then, they figure it out.

Title: do you ever really think about the grains?

Genre: relationship study, character study, erotica

Length: 9k

Summary: “Is my training so unimportant?” Wei Wuxian wheedles. “Such a minor task in your day that you feel no obligation to see it through?” A mean smile tugs at the corner of his mouth, caught by a fisherman’s hook. “Lan Wangji, if I don’t continue to train, if you don’t take this seriously, then my fledgling core will falter, and it will no longer be a matter of cultivating to immortality, but rather if I can make it the next ten years.”

Lan Wangji’s face goes tight with rage. He shoves Wei Wuxian upright and away from him. Wei Wuxian lands in ankle-deep, freezing water with a splash. Beneath the surface, his feet are ghostly white. Lan Wangji’s eyes spark with fury, quicker and hotter than Wei Wuxian’s best fire talisman. “I take this seriously,” Lan Wangji snaps. “Do you?”

Title: slicker than an oil spill

Genre: rule 63, erotica

Length: 11k

Summary: “This has never happened before!” she protests. “Lan Zhan, I— I would have known by now if I had heats! Oh my god,” she mumbles into her hands. “This is so embarrassing!!!”

“Heats are nothing to be ashamed of,” Lan Zhan says tonelessly.

“It’s— I— You must be so uncomfortable! You can leave, Lan Zhan! I must stink.” Wei Ying turns her face into her pillow and wails softly, “And neither of us are even gay.”

Title: I choo-choo-choose you

Genre: alternate universe - modern with magic, action, adventure, romance

Length: 13k

Summary: Wei Ying is on a train. Lan Zhan, his long-suffering would-be assassin, finds him.

Completely by coincidence, of course.

Title: fans for hanguang-jun

Genre: post-canon, kidnapping, relationship study

Length: 22k

Summary: Wei Wuxian gets kidnapped by a team of belligerent bottoms.